Total Medals Earned: 371 (From 69 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,660 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/200 points)
Beat the tutorial levels.
Set a cat on fire.
Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)
Finish the first area
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 3/7 (30/110 points)
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)
Kill the first enemy.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Explode the big mean door.
Complete the game.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.
Medals Earned: 8/17 (200/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.